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Writer's Block: Time traveler

If you could go back in time to another decade, which decade would you choose and why? Would you want to return or stay there? What if you could bring one other person with you?

Easy, the '90s. More specifically, 1996, when the Spice Girls first dropped and my life was CHANGED FOREVER. But the '90s was a great year for music in general, especially 1996. I mean, obviously, the Spice Girls dropped, but there was 2pac's last album, "All Eyez on Me" released with the single "California Love," Fiona Apple's debut album with "Criminal," The Waiting to Exhale soundtrack with Brandy's "Sittin' Up in My Room" and Whitney Houston's "Exhale (Shoop Shoop),"  Toni Braxton released her 2nd album with "Un-Break My Heart" and, honestly, I could just go on and on. But, I think I proved my point: '96, lot of good music.

Writer's Block: Come here often?

What's the best pick-up line you ever heard (or tried)? What's the worst? If you're instantly attracted to someone, will a stupid pick-up line dampen your interest?

BEST: "I just lost my shoe. Will you have sex with me?" 
WORST: "They call me coffee 'cos I grind so fine."

Depending on how amusing I find the line, and how cute the guy is, it may or may not dampen my interest.
In other words... It depends.

My Life's Soundtrack

If your life were a movie, what songs would be on the soundtrack? Put your iPod on shuffle, and copy and paste the songs for the different scenes.

Opening credits: "Crash" - Gwen Stefani
Waking up: "Fast Car" - Tracy Chapman
Falling in love: "I Do Not Hook Up" - Kelly Clarkson
Fight scene: "Whyyawannabringmedown" - Kelly Clarkson
Breaking up: "Everywhere" - Michelle Branch
Making up: "Right Here (Departed)" - Brandy
Secret love: "Change Me" - Keri Hilson & Akon
Life's ok: "It's Not Right But It's Okay (Thunderpuss Remix)" - Whitney Houston
Mental breakdown: "Hot N Cold" - Katy Perry
Driving scene: "Bowtie" - OutKast
Flashback: "Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)" - Lady GaGa
Happy dance: "Bottoms Up" - Keke Palmer
Regretting: "Round and Round" - Gabriella Cilmi
Long night alone: "I Like It Rough" - Lady GaGa
Final battle: "Stand Up" - Ludacris
Death scene: "Sweet About Me" - Gabriella Cilmi
Final ending: "I Gotta Feeling" - Black Eyed Peas
End credits: "Miss Independent" - Ne-Yo


Yes, I'm in college, it's a Saturday night at 11:00 and I should be out. I would've been, BELIEVE ME, but the FRUIT FLIES. I absolutely REFUSE to go out unless it's ABSOLUTELY necessary.

Ranty rant rant: I'mma Let You Finish

 Alright, so by now we all know about Kanye and his shenanigans at the VMAs Sunday night. But if for some reason you haven't (in which case I would I like to ask, what fucking rock have you been under?), here's the video, and if you have, relive the douchebaggery:


 What an asshole.

Anyway, since then, the media has taken it upon itself to ANALYZE THE SHIT OUT OF this, and has come up with dozens and dozens of theories as to why Kanye acted in such a douchebaggy manner: Was it the hennessy? Was he drunk? Is he an alcoholic? Has he gotten worse since his mom died?...etc. When the answer to their question is really quite simple:

KANYE IS A JACKASS.
 

Obama said it best. You guys, IT IS NOT THAT HARD, OK? GOD. YOU MEDIA PEOPLE JUST BLOW EVERYTHING OUT OF PROPORTION. You do not need a professional psychiatrist to tell us SHIT EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS. HE'S AN ASSHOLE. Who just happens to be actually talented. (NGL, he is. Don't pretend like Stronger isn't on your playlist. You know you love that shit.) You people really know how to SUCK THE FUN out of EVERYTHING. JEEZ. I mean, it was fun watching all the footage of him making an EVEN BIGGER ass of himself until you started overanalyzing shit.


I do, however, enjoy the memes. LOL. There will never be a time that that will not be hilarious. Plus, the fact that there is now a DEFINITION. Priceless.
If a magic genie told you your calories wouldn't count for 24 hours, would it change what and how much you ate that day?
DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK?

DUH

The following places would probably have to close down:
- Starbuck's
- The Cheescake Factory
- Steak 'n Shake
- Andy's
- Potbelly's
- And any place that serves steak and apple pie a la mode. That is my shit.

It's 09/09/09, you guys!

Time for a meme! Snagged from admiralhalsey

COMMENT, AND I'LL...
1) Respond with something random about you
2) Tell which song or movie reminds me of you
3) Pick a flavour of Jello to wrestle you in
4) Say something that only makes sense to the two of us
5) First memory of you
6) The animal you remind me of
7) Ask something that I've always wondered about you
8) Tell my favourite thing about them
9) Tell my least favourite thing about them
10) If you play, you MUST post this on yours

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Writer's Block: Theme Dining

If you were to open your own theme restaurant, what would the theme be and how would you express it to the customers?
KENYA. And THIS is how I would express it.

Basically, I would decorate the entire restaurant like the background of the video and then have little animatronic  lions and tigers dancing all around in different corners. And that song would play EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR.

Time for a game! :D

 Teh rulz: Put your iPod on shuffle. Write the first line of the first 25 songs. Guess what lines belong to what songs.
Snagged from: ruby_larkspur 

Enjoy! :D

1. I've had a little bit too much "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga - mortraineymuch 
2. My baby don't mess around because she loves me so, and yes I know fo' sho' "Hey Ya" by OutKast - ruby_larkspur 
3. My grades are down from A's to B's "Bouncing Off the Ceiling (Upside Down)" by the A*Teens - ruby_larkspur 
4. I don't know what's gonna happen to ya, baby, but I do know that I love ya
5. You're callin' me more than ever now that we're done
6. I'm a pleasure seeker, shopping for a new distraction
7. I'd like to find something
8. I never had to say goodbye
9. I'm tired of my life, I feel so in between
10. When I had you to myself I didn't want you around
11. So let the people talk
12. Oh, I've been travelin' on this road too long
13. Well, my heart knows me better than I know myself
14. I haven't got much time to waste, it's time to make my way
15. Boy, we've had a real good time
16. 2 a.m. and she calls me 'cause I'm still awake
17. Groove slam, work it back, filter that, baby, bump that track
18. Just like a shadow, I'll be beside you
19. A fire burns, water comes
20. When we played tag in grade school, you wanted to be it
21. Rolled over from last night's dreams
22. I look and stare so deep in your eyes
23. I hate to say it, but they play this damn song in every club
24. I wanna girl with a mind like a diamond "Short Skirt/Long Jacket" by Cake - mortraineymuch 
25. Let me holla' at the DJ, c'mon DJ, put the record on the replay 

Btw, if you use Google, you're cheating. >:(

GUESS WHO'S BACK, BITCHES.

Dude looks like a lady. No, for REAL.

 So, apparently Lady GaGa is a hermaphrodite.

...

I'm not sure how I feel about this. Like, I LOVE Lady GaGa. Her music is AWESOME. She is AMAZING, FABULOUS, CRAZY, OUTRAGEOUS and INSANE. And I'll admit that I do have a bit of a girl crush on her, but recent events have me conflicted (like, SERIOUSLY conflicted, you guys. You guys, SERIOUSLY).

Nonetheless, I'll put aside my many (many, MANY) questions about this, and just ask you this one, simple question:
Does this make GaGa even more AWESOME/CRAZY/AMAZING or a little more OMG/WTF/DNW?


On the one hand, I gotta give it to her. I mean, she came out and admitted to it and really didn't give a shit about it either. She clearly doesn't seem to have any self-esteem issues about the matter whatsoever, and it takes a lot of balls to come clean about something like that (no pun intended).



IDK, either way I still love her. Poon or peener, doesn't change the fact that she makes great music. :D

Bloody HELL.

So, I was watching the news on ABC and a promo came on for the morning news tomorrow (Good Morning America, I think) that mentioned a new POSSIBLY DEADLY disease called...





Oh. My. God.Collapse )

RIP: Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett

Michael Jackson is dead.

...

I know you've already seen it on the news, heard it on the radio, read about it on the internet, but still...

Has it sunk in for you yet?

I know it hasn't for me. I'm still, like, in shock, you know? Like, seriously, I can't, for the life of me, believe that Michael Jackson (MICHAEL JACKSON), the King of Pop (THE KING OF POP!), is dead. It's like...

Just... wow, is pretty much all I can muster at this point.

It's like one of those days that you always remember, that you remember everything about. Where you were, who you with, etc.

I heard about it on the raido when I was my hair dresser's (gettin' mah huuuur did) when I heard about him going into cardiac arrest on the radio. I texted my mom about it and she texted me back, "Is he ok?" And before I could respond a girl came into the salon saying, "Did you hear?! Michael Jackson is dead!" And my hair dresser was like, "No, he's in the hospital. They said he's in critical condition. They haven't announced anything about him dying." So we waited for them to say something, but they just reapeated all the stuff about him going into cardiac arrest (which IS different from a heart attack actually) and being in critical condition at the hospital.

And then on the way home, they kept playing Michael Jackson songs and the radio, and I was like, "What is up with that?" It didn't occur to me until I got home what exactly was up with that, and I came in asking, "Did he die?" And my mom was standing in front of me with the most bummed out expression and nodded. Then it was just like, woah... you know?


I am so bummed about this. And then on top of that Farrah Fawcett, one of the original Charlie's Angels, the ULTIMATE pin-up girl, died yesterday too.

*sigh* It's like a one-two punch in the face. Seriously. I did not see this coming. AT ALL.


And so, in loving memory...

For Michael:

And Farrah:

May the both of you rest in peace.

Ranty rant rant: Gov. Sanford


At some point in the day you've probably heard about Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina and his little "vacation" this Father's Day weekend.

Apparently he was gone for nearly a week on a secret trip that neither his family nor his staff were aware of. He left Tuesday, June 18 and didn't return until earlier this morning. It wasn't until Monday that a spokesperson said that he was "hiking along the Appalachain Trail," which is apparently politician code for "having an affair in Buenos Aires," which is what he admitted to in a press conference this afternoon.


*facepalm*

Politicians... when will they learn?


Needless to say, I am DISGUSTED. While it doesn't surprise me that a politician would be caught having an extramarital affair, it does surprise me that he would chose to engage in that affair over FATHER'S DAY WEEKEND.

...

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?

Like, seriously? You couldn't pick a better holiday to kick it with your mistress? Really? Was it absosultely crucial to your OBLIGATIONS AS GOVERNOR to the good people of South Carolina? Hmm? Was it? BECAUSE I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO. 

And what about your kids, huh? What kind of father ditches out on spending time with their kids, THE GODDAMN REASON HE'S A FUCKING FATHER IN THE FIRST PLACE, to have an AFFAIR all the way in ARGENTINA. Not to mention the fact that you didn't metion this to ANYONE. So they probably spent a majority of the weekend, wondering where the bloodly hell their father was and if he was ALIVE. What a weekend they must have had, worrying about if they would ever be able to give him the Father's Day present they got for him. Seriously, how FUCKED UP is that?

I don't know if that's worse than John Edwards cheating on his wife, who was DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER (granted she did not have cancer at the time of the affair) and suffered through THE DEATH OF HER SON, but it's certainly just as bad.


If I were those kids I would be PISSED. And if I were the people of South Carolina I would be EVEN MORE PISSED. Especially, when you consider the fact that he had used taxpayers' money to go to trips to Argentina before.


>:(  Not cool, dude. Not cool AT ALL.

Writer's Block: When I Was Young

What do you miss most about being a kid?
Playing pretend. I remember my friends and I used to have the most AWESOME times playing pretend. We would dress up in (what we thought were) glamourous costumes, with lots and lots of SPARKLING (plastic) jewelerey and accessories, and then preceed to act out what could've possibly been plot lines for an ENTIRE SOAP OPERA SERIES. It was ridiculous. But it was so much FUN. We loved it.

*sigh* How I miss those times. I wish had pictures, seriously.

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