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That pretty much sums it up.

I found this on F!S today:



And you know what? It made me tear up a little.

And I am not ashamed to admit it.
Not. At. All.

Easy, the '90s. More specifically, 1996, when the Spice Girls first dropped and my life was CHANGED FOREVER. But the '90s was a great year for music in general, especially 1996. I mean, obviously, the Spice Girls dropped, but there was 2pac's last album, "All Eyez on Me" released with the single "California Love," Fiona Apple's debut album with "Criminal," The Waiting to Exhale soundtrack with Brandy's "Sittin' Up in My Room" and Whitney Houston's "Exhale (Shoop Shoop),"  Toni Braxton released her 2nd album with "Un-Break My Heart" and, honestly, I could just go on and on. But, I think I proved my point: '96, lot of good music.

BEST: "I just lost my shoe. Will you have sex with me?" 
WORST: "They call me coffee 'cos I grind so fine."

Depending on how amusing I find the line, and how cute the guy is, it may or may not dampen my interest.
In other words... It depends.

Dear Miley Cyrus:

DRESS YOUR GODDAMN AGE.

Look, I understand, you're 16, almost 17 (according to my sister, not that I really give a fuck), you're tired of the whole "Disney image" you got going on. It sucks, I know. It wouldn't be that bad if Disney was as awesome as it used to be (and not, y'know, SUCK SO HARD), but I digress.

You've decided that you want to shed that image, and what better way to do that then to throw on a pair of booty shorts, shake your "thang," and show everyone that you can be just as sexy, mature, and sassy as all the other little popstars. Now, I don't blame you, that Hannah Montana act was getting kinda old, BUT you can be just as sexy, mature, and sassy without being on the verge of looking like a brunette equivalent of Taylor Momsen (that raccoon eyes thing, you got going on there, doesn't help either). Because, trust me (and the Fug Girls), THAT IS NOT A GOOD THING. A little cleavage doesn't hurt every now and then, you're 16, you can get a way with it. But in those shorts, you're on the verge of showing a little cheek meat (and I ain't talkin' about the ones on your face), and while, cheek meat can be acceptable at certain time (on the beach, or y'know, in the bedroom during foreplay or whatever), it is not appreciated from a 16-year-old who happens to have MILLIONS of fans UNDER THE AGE OF THIRTEEN.

Yes, yes, I know, it's not your job to raise them, it's their parents, but the fact of the matter is YOU do have a great influence on them. YOU happen to be on a hit CHILDREN'S TV SHOW, so, CHILDREN WILL LOOK UP TO YOU. So, please, keep your younger fans in mind. Remember, be a mentor, not a mentwhore.


Sincerely,
Brittt

If your life were a movie, what songs would be on the soundtrack? Put your iPod on shuffle, and copy and paste the songs for the different scenes.

Opening credits: "Crash" - Gwen Stefani
Waking up: "Fast Car" - Tracy Chapman
Falling in love: "I Do Not Hook Up" - Kelly Clarkson
Fight scene: "Whyyawannabringmedown" - Kelly Clarkson
Breaking up: "Everywhere" - Michelle Branch
Making up: "Right Here (Departed)" - Brandy
Secret love: "Change Me" - Keri Hilson & Akon
Life's ok: "It's Not Right But It's Okay (Thunderpuss Remix)" - Whitney Houston
Mental breakdown: "Hot N Cold" - Katy Perry
Driving scene: "Bowtie" - OutKast
Flashback: "Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)" - Lady GaGa
Happy dance: "Bottoms Up" - Keke Palmer
Regretting: "Round and Round" - Gabriella Cilmi
Long night alone: "I Like It Rough" - Lady GaGa
Final battle: "Stand Up" - Ludacris
Death scene: "Sweet About Me" - Gabriella Cilmi
Final ending: "I Gotta Feeling" - Black Eyed Peas
End credits: "Miss Independent" - Ne-Yo


Yes, I'm in college, it's a Saturday night at 11:00 and I should be out. I would've been, BELIEVE ME, but the FRUIT FLIES. I absolutely REFUSE to go out unless it's ABSOLUTELY necessary.

 Alright, so by now we all know about Kanye and his shenanigans at the VMAs Sunday night. But if for some reason you haven't (in which case I would I like to ask, what fucking rock have you been under?), here's the video, and if you have, relive the douchebaggery:


 What an asshole.

Anyway, since then, the media has taken it upon itself to ANALYZE THE SHIT OUT OF this, and has come up with dozens and dozens of theories as to why Kanye acted in such a douchebaggy manner: Was it the hennessy? Was he drunk? Is he an alcoholic? Has he gotten worse since his mom died?...etc. When the answer to their question is really quite simple:


Obama said it best. You guys, IT IS NOT THAT HARD, OK? GOD. YOU MEDIA PEOPLE JUST BLOW EVERYTHING OUT OF PROPORTION. You do not need a professional psychiatrist to tell us SHIT EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS. HE'S AN ASSHOLE. Who just happens to be actually talented. (NGL, he is. Don't pretend like Stronger isn't on your playlist. You know you love that shit.) You people really know how to SUCK THE FUN out of EVERYTHING. JEEZ. I mean, it was fun watching all the footage of him making an EVEN BIGGER ass of himself until you started overanalyzing shit.


I do, however, enjoy the memes. LOL. There will never be a time that that will not be hilarious. Plus, the fact that there is now a DEFINITION. Priceless.

DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK?

DUH. 

The following places would probably have to close down:
- Starbuck's
- The Cheescake Factory
- Steak 'n Shake
- Andy's
- Potbelly's
- And any place that serves steak and apple pie a la mode. That is my shit.

Oh.
My.
GOD.

( Cut for spoilers. And the BREAKING OF MY HEART. )

Time for a meme! Snagged from admiralhalsey

COMMENT, AND I'LL...
1) Respond with something random about you
2) Tell which song or movie reminds me of you
3) Pick a flavour of Jello to wrestle you in
4) Say something that only makes sense to the two of us
5) First memory of you
6) The animal you remind me of
7) Ask something that I've always wondered about you
8) Tell my favourite thing about them
9) Tell my least favourite thing about them
10) If you play, you MUST post this on yours

KENYA. And THIS is how I would express it.

Basically, I would decorate the entire restaurant like the background of the video and then have little animatronic  lions and tigers dancing all around in different corners. And that song would play EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR.

 Teh rulz: Put your iPod on shuffle. Write the first line of the first 25 songs. Guess what lines belong to what songs.
Snagged from: ruby_larkspur 

Enjoy! :D

1. I've had a little bit too much "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga - mortraineymuch 
2. My baby don't mess around because she loves me so, and yes I know fo' sho' "Hey Ya" by OutKast - ruby_larkspur 
3. My grades are down from A's to B's "Bouncing Off the Ceiling (Upside Down)" by the A*Teens - ruby_larkspur 
4. I don't know what's gonna happen to ya, baby, but I do know that I love ya
5. You're callin' me more than ever now that we're done
6. I'm a pleasure seeker, shopping for a new distraction
7. I'd like to find something
8. I never had to say goodbye
9. I'm tired of my life, I feel so in between
10. When I had you to myself I didn't want you around
11. So let the people talk
12. Oh, I've been travelin' on this road too long
13. Well, my heart knows me better than I know myself
14. I haven't got much time to waste, it's time to make my way
15. Boy, we've had a real good time
16. 2 a.m. and she calls me 'cause I'm still awake
17. Groove slam, work it back, filter that, baby, bump that track
18. Just like a shadow, I'll be beside you
19. A fire burns, water comes
20. When we played tag in grade school, you wanted to be it
21. Rolled over from last night's dreams
22. I look and stare so deep in your eyes
23. I hate to say it, but they play this damn song in every club
24. I wanna girl with a mind like a diamond "Short Skirt/Long Jacket" by Cake - mortraineymuch 
25. Let me holla' at the DJ, c'mon DJ, put the record on the replay 

Btw, if you use Google, you're cheating. >:(